Once upon a time there was three bears who lived in a house in the forest. Two big bears, and a little one. They were a happy family. One day when they was going to eat dinner, neither of the three bears wanted to have the same food. The mother bear wanted a salad, the father bear wanted some meat, and the little bear wanted a pizza. Unfortunately, they didn`t have any pizza, so they had to go all the way down to the mall to buy some, because the little bear didn`t want any thing else, if I remember right, he was a quite spoiled little bear.. While they were gone, a little, blond girl came by their house and noticed that some idiots had left the door unlocked. As the curious little girl she was, she walked inside. “Wow, nice house” She said, with her annoying, bright voice. Then she walked into the kitchen, where she found some meat and salad on the kitchen table. “I think I`m going to eat the salad, I`m a little hungry, but the meat will only make me fat.. I mean, I don`t want to be fat, fat peoples are ugly. Oh, my god, I`m talking to myself again” She laughed. ” I have to stop doing that, people can think I`m crazy or something`.. I`m not crazy. It`s true Oh, I talked to myself again, damn it..” She grabbed the salad and walked out of the kitchen and into the living room. It was a big sofa there, a little chair and a big chair. She sat down on the little chair and ate her salad. “I wonder who owns this house, I better get out of here before they are coming back, since I ate they`re food.. Oh, damn, I talked to myself again. It`s probably because I`m sleepy, yes, maybe there is a place for me to sleep here?” She walked up the stair and into a bed room with three beds. A big one, a not so big one and a little one. The get the best beauty sleep she used to sleep in a big bed, so, she choose the big one, of course.. It was soft and warm, so she fell asleep soon. And of course, while she were asleep, the three bears came back from they`re visit at the mall. The mother bear saw that someone had forgot to lock the door, and that someone else had walked into their house. She turned her head and looked at the father bear. “Didn`t you lock the door?” He looked surprised at her. “Uhm, n-no.. I was to busy, thinking about.. about… if I`m going to eat the meat with sauce or not for dinner. ” You`re stupid dad..” The little bear said. Then they walked inside. ” Oh my god! Someone have eaten my healthy, chicken and pasta salad!” The mother bear cried, she was on a diet, and ate only salad. From the living room thy heard the little bear crying out loud too. ” Aaahh! Someone have been sitting in my precious chair! The only one not crying or screaming was the father bear. But that didn`t last for long, because he walked up the stair and found the blond sleeping girl in his own bed. He didn`t know what to say at first. Then he tried to talk to her ” Excuse me.. ” By hearing the dark voice of the big father bear the girl woke up at once. Still almost asleep she looked up on the big bear beside the bed. ” ” Oh, oh my.. You.. You`re a bear! A bear! I am so sorry, I was tired, and the door was open.. She stopped. The bear looked at her with big, dark brown eyes. ” Yo have nice blond hair.. ” He said. The girl didn`t understand, he didn`t seem to be angry. “Thank you, but, again, I`m sorry for sleeping in you bed, but you see.. ” She didn`t get the chance to say anymore, because the big father bear was so hungry after walking to the mall and back and wondering if he was going to have sauce to the meat or not. So, he actually ate her up. But she didn`t taste well, she was skinny. So when he walked down again, he sat on the kitchen eating sauce the rest of the evening, while the little bear ate cold pizza in is now, not so precious anymore, chair and the mother bear gave up on being on a diet and ate some chocolate she had found in the fridge from last week. The father bear never told the other two bears about the blond girl, he thought it was for the best.
And that is the end of this weird fairytale.. About three hungry bears and a quite dumb girl 😛